= Dirty Pig doesn't behave
* One day there was a mommy pig, and her child, dirty pig.
* Dirty pig was always misbehaving; that is, behaving badly.
* Dirty pig threw his pencils on the floor.
* Mommy pig said, "behave,"
** but dirty pig would not pick up the pencils.
* One day, daddy pig had enough.
* He invented a new technology called the "happy helmet".
* Anyone who wore this helmet would always be good.
* Daddy pig said, "Happy birthday!" and gave him the hat.
* But it would not fit properly!
* It was too big.
* Dirty pig threw the hat into the garbage.
* Dirty pig did not behave!