Dirty Pig doesn't behave

One day there was a mommy pig, and her child, dirty pig.
Dirty pig was always misbehaving; that is, behaving badly.
Dirty pig threw his pencils on the floor.
Mommy pig said, “behave,”
- but dirty pig would not pick up the pencils.
One day, daddy pig had enough.
He invented a new technology called the “happy helmet”.
Anyone who wore this helmet would always be good.
Daddy pig said, “Happy birthday!” and gave him the hat.
But it would not fit properly!
It was too big.
Dirty pig threw the hat into the garbage.
Dirty pig did not behave!